Funny quotes about life

Take a look at the best famous quotes about life. “I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.” Bill Cosby

“I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.” Woody Allen

“My parents used to take me to Lewis’ department store in Glasgow. They were skinflints, they used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was the zoo.” Billy Connolly

“All that I desire to point out is the general principle that life imitates art far more than art imitates life. ” Oscar Wilde

“The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not ‘Eureka!’ but ‘That’s funny…’ ” Isaac Asimov

“The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.” Albert Einstein

How about taking a look at these funny quotes about life.

“My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.” Abraham Lincoln

“You’ve got to be honest; if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.” George Burns

“The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all art and science. ” Albert Einstein

“I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint…a Saint Bernard!” Rodney Dangerfield

“I married your mother because I wanted children. Imagine my disappointment when you arrived.”– (Horse Feathers, 1932) Groucho Marx

You should take a look at these quotes about life.

“When doctors and undertakers meet, they wink at each other.” WC Fields

“I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry. ” Rita Rudner

“If you’re being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They’re trained for that! ” Milton Jones

“In politics, if you want anything said ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman. ” Margaret Thatcher