Funny life quotes to brighten your mood

If you are feeling low and you do you take me up and take a look at these quotes about life.

“As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don’t. ” Carrie Fisher

“As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer. ” Robert Quillen

“Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere. ” George Burns

“When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.” Sacha Guitry

Have a look through some famous quotes about life.

“Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.” Groucho Marx

“My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.” Rodney Dangerfield

“The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much.” Colin Chapman

“A woman voting for divorce is like a turkey voting for Christmas.” Alice Glynn

Or what about these quotes about life.

“The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.” Henry Youngman

“You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.” Joe E. Lewis

“I’d rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.” Fred Allen

“I’m not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.” Hillary Clinton

“My choice early in life was either to be a piano-player in a whorehouse or a politician. And to tell the truth, there’s hardly any difference.” Harry S. Truman

“The mistake a lot of politicians make is in forgetting they’ve been appointed and thinking they’ve been anointed.” Claude D. Pepper

“The word ‘politics’ is derived from the word ‘poly’, meaning ‘many’, and the word ‘ticks’, meaning ‘blood sucking parasites’.” Larry Hardiman